August 2011
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surisburnbook:
I want to believe that Michael Jackson’s orphaned children will grow up to be great philanthropists and human beings. I want to believe that they will be well-adjusted, but also fun dinner party guests. I want to believe that Paris will teach her brothers the value of a good haircut. But mostly…
I just find them really scary.
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Conversation in the cubes next to me
Him: I have a bite on my face! It happened here yesterday
Her: How do you know it happened here?
Him: Because I was here all day and I saw it when I went home (Aside: Could he not have gotten it ON HIS WAY HOME? I guess that is impossible…?)
Her: You should tell HR.
Him: What are they going to do?
Her: If you got it here you really should tell them. I really think so.
Seriously, I...
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Lady friendships. Do not compute.
I had this friend that I used to see every few months. The last time we were supposed to meet she couldn’t make it. She kept going on and on about how busy she was. So I just kind of let it drop but since then I have invited her to a few parties and a few of Bob’s shows, and she mostly ignores the invites.
Then I noticed she hid most of her Facebook posts from me (in stages too. At...
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dirtbag teaparty: Truthful Tuesday →
giddygirlie:
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I secretly judge people by the TV shows they like. Ryan and I categorize people based on television preferences and we use it as short-hand between us.
“Y’know, he’s one of those people who likes CSI - not just watches CSI, but actually likes CSI.”
“Is it a scheduled watch…
Styro
The instant I find out someone watches any of the Real Housewives shows, I...
