I want to believe that Michael Jackson’s orphaned children will grow up to be great philanthropists and human beings. I want to believe that they will be well-adjusted, but also fun dinner party guests. I want to believe that Paris will teach her brothers the value of a good haircut. But mostly…
I had this friend that I used to see every few months. The last time we were supposed to meet she couldn’t make it. She kept going on and on about how busy she was. So I just kind of let it drop but since then I have invited her to a few parties and a few of Bob’s shows, and she mostly ignores the invites.
Then I noticed she hid most of her Facebook posts from me (in stages too. At first I couldn’t comment on things, now I can’t really see anything at all)…? What the hell? This is so weird. I do not get girls sometimes. Literally nothing happened but I guess we aren’t really friends anymore?
I am tempted to completely unfriend her but I guess that would be petty? Should I even care? (Probably not. But I do. It bugs me! I thought we were good friends once, etc etc).
The instant I find out someone watches any of the Real Housewives shows, I immediately think less of them. Conversely, if they are a Party Down fan: Instant BFFs.
Guilty pleasures are one thing. I mean, I can understand being interested in the Housewives shows (train wrecks are awesome) but the people who are excited about the next episode because OMG! WHAT’S GONNA HAPPEN? and make plans to be home to watch it? Yeah. That’s different.
I LOVE Party Down. I have also watched Real Housewives of Beverly Hills which is RIDICULOUS. I don’t plan my life around it (especially since I don’t have cable) but I do enjoy watching it in a car crash sort of way. Oh noes! I hope we can still be friends. ;)