Just saw a commercial where a woman starts with “when you’ve been together awhile” then goes on to talk about how things are routine, she wanted to liven things up so she changed to Cottonelle. Of course! This commercial makes me sad for America. And our apparently very low relationship expectations. Which can be “livened up” with bathroom tissue. Dear Lord.
I think Tina Fey is an amazing writer, a gifted comedienne, and an all-around funny person. BUT. I am getting really bored with everyone always talking about how wonderful she is. Not that she isn’t great, but she isn’t Liz Lemon. And outside of 30 Rock and a handful of SNL examples, she’s a…
I greatly prefer Parks and Recreation to 30 Rock these days. It just makes me laugh so much more and it doesn’t seem like it is trying to be as cool and cliquey - and it just cracks me up.
Last night I had a dream I was late for my English class in high school. Also, I didn’t know how to get there or my locker combination. So I went to the guidence office and it turns out I hadn’t been to school in months* so I needed a note from my mother to explain my absence. I also had to re-register for all my classes and take them over in the next semester. I woke up actually nervous about this for a few minutes.
*I guess I hadn’t been to school in “months” because I AM THIRTY FOUR YEARS OLD and I graduated from high school SEVENTEEN YEARS AGO. Sheesh.