September 2010
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August 2010
38 posts
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Part two
Jewel either sounds like a little girl or like she just swallowed a bug. And one person applauded Corey Haim. Ouch.
Some people get NO applause for DYING. I hope they come back and haunt these assholes
Oh, Jewel. Who knew she even still made songs. These hands are small I know but there my hands and not yours or something.
Juila Ormond, the hair… ugh. If you are over 38 you should not...
I am drunk blogging the Emmys on Twitter.
Two people said they like my drunken commentary! Out of 462! I love those odds!less than a minute ago via web
Kyra Sedgewick, you are in your forties. You are too old for all that fake hair. You are not on The Hills.
@metalia Aw, do you want some vodka?! :)
Oh, the death montage is coming up! Who will get the most applause for kicking it?! I say Hopper. Place your bets now
Also, Kyra...
Is there anything more awkward than an award show...
I think not.
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Judgey Judgerson
So I am doing The Primal Blueprint - I started it August 4th and haven’t had bread or pasta or really many grains at all in almost a month. I have lost 3 inches in my fat gut (I don’t have a scale, so I am not sure of pounds lost - but maybe 5 or 6?) and feel great. Sometimes I post little things on Twitter or Facebook about it but I think I need to stop cause PEOPLE SUCK and post the...
The people who were going to take our couch...
Um. I told you APARTMENT 4. There are these awesome things called DOOR BELLS. They are located RIGHT NEXT TO THE DOOR.
God. MORONS!
I am seriously confused. I went back to look at my email to make sure I gave them the right address and apartment number. Yeah, I did.
I don’t think these idiots DESERVE my couch!*
As Lynn said on Twitter:
@emilyrm Oh my. But would those people even...
Jenna: Paul Newman, or Robert Redford?
Liz: I’ve told you a thousand times, Newman. Because I enjoy his salad dressings and lemonade.
“Nobody lingers like - your hands on my heart and
Nobody figures like - you...”
– Sleater-Kinney
My dad is gay. (I wrote this) →
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An article I wrote was on The Frisky this week. →
The myth of grain. →
I am starting a grain free/low carb/no sugar lifestyle change. I am getting so much feedback on this - but the research is on my side. I particularly love this blog which is really just the tip of the ice berg.
“If God wanted us to bend over, he would put diamonds on the floor”
– Joan Rivers 