I was just thinking
I still really want a crystal anatomical heart. Why can’t I find this on the Internet somewhere?
We were just talking about those American Apparel ads. They’re fucking gross,...– - Amy Poehler (via ljm) (via toocutebyhalf) What a genius. (via camplittlewolf) (via sarahb) (via danielleh) This weird exhausted girl. God. Word.
Things I thought while reading Twitter
sarahb: I don’t understand you. Maybe an email would be the better medium for this news. Oh, okay, that’s a pun. Why would you tell people that? She’s funny. STOP BEING SO WHITE I don’t even know what that means. Am I supposed to know what that means? Does he have a job? She’s really funny. That’s a lot of proper nouns. I bet that’s a link to their blog… yep. YOU MUST CHILL Wait,...
Aw, Elizabeth Moss is a Scientologist. I was sad about this for a minute.
My four-year-old daughter has a pretend hair-and-nail salon, and I was doing her...– Tina Fey
Where do you go with your broken heart in tow What do you do with the left over...– Tegan and Sara, Where Does the Good Go?
DIY Beauty - On the cheap.
Do it yourself body scrub: Mix olive oil and sugar together to make a paste. About two parts sugar to one part oil. Scrub on body! Lather with some soap and rinse yourself off. You will be smooth and lovely! Do it yourself protein hair mask: One egg, one tablespoon olive oil, and if you are up for it, one tablespoon peanut butter (this makes it all a little thicker, but also a little stickier)....
I didn't think Heidi Montage could get worse! But... →
Her new manager is a psychic! I was like: ‘Oh. I listened and paid attention,’ and he goes, ‘Hey, brother boy, this is Gene Kelly, I’m here to help you.’ … Ever since he whispers in my ear a little help. It’s really an amazing, cool and beautiful thing.”
I have been playing with Ancestry.com and have traced my fathers family all the way back to the Mayflower. Today I found this about John Howland who was my great (X10 or so) uncle and who came over on the Mayflower as a servant. My people are maids. I am not surprised. My favorite part is: The arduous voyage very nearly ended his life as he was thrown overboard in turbulent seas, but managed to...
Kelly Osbourne dyes her hair lavendar →
She can act like she did this on purpose if she wants (which apparently she does) but this is a coloring mistake. I have done this. It is when you try to either add color to bleached hair (which is probably what she did) or try to change the blond color on hair which is totally over bleached. So this is very unimportant but you are not fooling me, Kelly!
Hope is the thing with feathers That perches in the soul, And sings the...– Emily Dickenson