Last night I was shopping for Mariah Carey. She was sitting on a chaise lounge and telling me the kind of earrings she wanted. Something with diamonds but not TOO FLASHY. This was important to her.
Yesterday I thought about being a personal shopper and so I guess this is where my brain went with it. Having to shop for crazy people who sit on chaise lounges telling you to get diamonds for them, and lots of diamonds, but NOTHING TOO FLASHY.
I think of you when I listen to Elvis Costello songs. I think of you when I listen to Elvis songs. I think of you when I listen to songs.
God. This is so true, it hurts. I put so much of what is going on in my life into the songs I listen to. Pretty much any song I love brings me right back to something that happened, somewhere, some time.
I guess that is true for a lot of people. People who love music.
So this Nailtiques Formula 2 Plus shit is kind of a miracle cure. I’ve been using it for a week, and today I spent all day gardening in heavy leather gloves, and my nails are unreasonably long (growing them out for the wedding) and I didn’t break a single one. My thumb nail chipped a tiny bit in the center, but it was just the top layer and I was able to file out the chip and retain the rest of the nail. I have ridiculously chip-and-break prone nails, so I am PSYCHED about this stuff. I think Emily turned me onto it in the first place, so SHOUT OUT TO EMILY.
I did! I am a die hard Nailtiques believer. All three times in my life that I have gotten manicures, the manicure lady has commented on my nails and said they are awesome. And they used to be shit so YAY FOR NAILTIQUES. Thanks, chemicals!
I know you’ve really missed them so you will be happy to know that Siegfriend and Roy are back for one night only. I know there are a lot of jokes to make about them - the horrifying face lifts, the outfits, um, everything?
But after Roy had his stroke/got almost eaten by that tiger (depending on who’s story you believe) I watched something about them and there was footage of Roy doing phyiscal therapy. He started walking and Siegfried got so emotional and excited. I always think about him cheering “You’re doing it, Roy!” and I just can’t say anything mean about them.