December 2008
12 posts
Brian Byrne and I on the horrors of pot.
bribyrne: I love in all the anti-pot films you see, how they always focus on it as a gateway drug because nobody ever does anything terrible to get weed.
tallulah1676: yes
bribyrne: They like, sell CDs.
tallulah1676: right
bribyrne: But they're their own CDs.
tallulah1676: or go to a party at some guy named Snookie's house
bribyrne: "You'll hang around with PEEEEOPLE YOU DON'T LIKE THAT MUUUUCH!"
tallulah1676: HAHA
bribyrne: "TO GET THE DEMON WEEEEEEED!"
tallulah1676: YOU EAT ALL THE CHEETOS!
bribyrne: YOU'LL GAIN FIVE POUNDS! POSSIBLY EIGHT!
tallulah1676: "YOU GO TO BED EARRRRRLY!"
bribyrne: NOOOOOOOOOOO
tallulah1676: "YOU CONCENTRATE FOR LONG PERIODS OF TIME ON INSIGNIFICANT TASKS!!!"
bribyrne: "YOU TELL THE SAME JOKES AS YOU DID THE LAST TIME YOU GOT HIGH BECAUSE YOU DON'T REMEMBER TELLING THEM!"
bribyrne@mac.com: "AND YOU LAUGH AGAIN!"
tallulah1676: "AND LAUGH!"
bribyrne: "BECAUSE IT'S LIKE YOU'VE NEVER HEARD THEM BEFORE, SEE."
tallulah1676: "YOU CAN'T STOP LAUGHING AT THE DOG!"
bribyrne: "YOU WATCH TWO AND HALF MEEEEEENNNNNN"
bribyrne: "AND DON'T CHANGE THE CHANNELLLLLLL"
tallulah1676: HA
tallulah1676: "YOU WONDER WHAT CHARLIE SHEEN SMELLS LIKE. PROBABLY SOMETHING BAD."
[11: 56] bribyrne:"YOU SUSPECT THAT KID IS HIGH BECAUSE HE'S FAAAAAAAAAAAT"
"AND BECAUSE EVERYONE'S HIGH, YOU THINK!"
tallulah1676: You wonder WHAT HAPPENED TO DUCKIE!?
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Dec 13th
Dec 9th
i think...
smartblonde: …that Christmas should be January 25 instead of December 25. Reasons! The anticipation of Christmas is clearly the best part, and putting it off til then will give time for the anticipation to build Christmas season is way too short…it’s all squished up in the few weeks between Thanksgiving and Dec. 25, and there is never enough time to get everything done There is absolutely...
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Dec 2nd
I got a job! Almost!
So, I have a job. Or I have an email saying I will have an OFFER for a job by the end of the week. Every time I am unemployed I think okay I will get a job eventually and also, okay this sucks. Job hunting sucks. It is hard and can make you feel very small. No one loves you! No one wants you! But then I get a job again and things look up. And then in 6 months I am like, okay job sucks. But right...
Dec 2nd
Hulu - Sesame Street: A Holiday Card →
Apparently everyone can see Snuffalufogus now. WTF? I liked when he was imaginary. I blame the people who also thought Bert and Ernie were gay. And so what if they were?
Dec 2nd